The "We're Not Creepy" Privacy Pledge

Effective Date: March 25, 2024

We're like a good neighbor; we're there for you, not peeking through your digital curtains. At lmpbrskt, we safeguard your secrets, especially your midnight brisket rendezvous, with the zeal of a pitmaster over his flame.

Let's break down how we treat your info with respect when you swing by lmpbrskt.me, snag some brisket, or mingle with our services.

1. Info We Collect

The Basics: Name, email, phone, payment deets, and any gems you drop our way when making a brisket date or hitting us up.

Digital Footprints: The tech trails you leave while navigating our site, like your browser, operating system, digital breadcrumbs from whence you came, and when we digitally crossed paths.

2. Why We Need Your Info

To make your brisket dreams come true and keep your account buzzing.

To chat about your orders, update you on our world, and sprinkle in exclusive offers.

To polish our digital digs and fine-tune your experience.

To keep the ship upright legally and ensure the safety of our digital and physical realms.

3. Sharing Your Deets

We'd rather swim across an ocean of thumbtacks than sell your data. Trust is our currency.

We play nice with partners essential to our brisket mission, including those with an [AP] tag, signaling our affiliate partners. Engaging with them through our site might mean sharing specific info, but always with the goal of enhancing your experience.

Our partners are on board with keeping your info under wraps and secure.

4. Locking Down Your Data

We've built a digital fortress around your data, complete with moats and dragons, to keep the baddies at bay.

Your personal info is VIP, with access limited to a trusted few.

5. Your Data, Your Rules

Curious about what info we have? Want to make edits or hit the delete button? You're in charge.

Over our emails? We'll part ways amicably - just hit unsubscribe.

6. Affiliate Links

Our site might tip its hat to third-party goods or services. They've got their own privacy shindigs, so give those a look-see.

7. Freshening Up Our Policy

Like any good menu, our privacy policy gets updates. Stay tuned right here.

Questions? Thoughts? Cravings?

Dive into our inbox at privacy@lmpbrskt.me with all your musings.

This pledge is our oath to manage your info with the utmost integrity and transparency, keeping lmpbrskt a bastion of privacy & respect.

Feeling the trust vibes? Dive into a brisket adventure that respects your privacy as much as your palate.

I Trust You, Feed Me Brisket