Last Updated: March 25, 2024
Embark on a legal snooze cruise with a savory twist, where we unpack the mysteries of brisket consumption and gently remind you that brisket acrobatics fall squarely on your plate, not ours.
Here at lmpbrskt, dedication to the craft of brisket excellence and a standout flavor experience is our jam. Yet, with great brisket comes great responsibility. Hence, our terms, served up with a side of common sense.
Strolling through lmpbrskt.me? Fancy. By doing so, you're saying "I do" to these Terms, our Privacy Policy, and any other signposts we've put up. If our terms have you raising an eyebrow, perhaps it's best to step back from the smoker.
From our legendary brisket to our signature rubs and everything in between, we're here to spice up your life. Events? We've got those too. We're all about mixing things up, though, so don't blink – you might miss something new.
Change of heart? Check out our "Oops, Changed My Mind" Policy for the lowdown on reservations, amendments, and "It's not you, it's me.
We expect nothing less than respectful, lawful use of our site and services. Don't be the burnt end at the party.
Everything you see here, from the words to the whirls, is ours or borrowed respectfully (and legally). This includes our artistic collabs sourced from Envato and the like, used under license and credited because that's how we roll.
For a roll call of the creative geniuses making us look good, jet over to our Credits page. Just remember, imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery when it comes to copyright.
Yep, we play the affiliate game. "[AP]" means if you click and buy, you might snag a deal, and we might snag a little something to keep the brisket smoking. No extra cost, just extra love.
We serve our brisket and services "as is." Think of us as that no-frills, yet unexpectedly profound BBQ joint. No warranties, just damn good brisket.
Accidents happen, but our liability stops at the smoke ring. We're all about the love, not the lawsuits.
Like our menu, these terms are subject to change. Your continued patronage means you're cool with the new deal.
Got a beef with our terms? Reach out at terms@lmpbrskt.me.
Ready to sidestep the legalese and get down to brisket business? You know what to do.
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